This dude uses lots of cliches... he says things like "Let's Rock n Roll", "Let's Go Guys!!!" He's Richie Cunningham in a chef's coat. There is nothing he can't hear or handle, and he usually has a permanent grin on his face.... a little bugger sugar here and there gives him the energy he needs to get through one of those GOD FORSAKEN restaurant days that start at 6:30 am when he comes flying through the swinging door to wake the dead. He's never an asshole, he's a yes man and a people pleaser, but don't expect a straight answer. He's the kind of guy who asks how you are and is already in the next country when you turn to answer him..
The Newborn
The Newborn is the worst. I take that back, next to worst. We'll get to that a little later... The Newborn hasn't been a manager very long.. as a matter of fact, they've either been hired fresh out of Half Ass University where they have a degree in hotel/restaurant management. They ate out once.. that's as far as their real life restaurant experience goes.. This type of manager gets on everyone's fucking nerves. SOMETIMES they can be nice, but super annoying because they're slow, molasses syrup slow... they don't know the lingo...they screw things up, they also don't know ANYBODY, who's a good waiter.. whose got their head stuck up their ass.. they don't know that" we NEVER speak to Sarah until she's had 14 cups of coffee and certainly don't comment on her wrinkled shirt in the shift meeting." Because now, NOW that you've done that, she will be BITCHING her head off about you for the next six weeks!.. GREAT!!!! Thanks!
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