OMG! It's ALREADY "WHO'S ON SALADS" AGAIN????

Okay people... I have to say it. I have totally slacked off on the blog this week. I've started running again in the afternoons and it's leaving me feeling like a limp noodle, I also want to eat an entire pizza afterwards. I have a few submissions for Who's on Salads?? and they are good. Some are G rated, some PG and some would make the dumb and dumber people blush.. I mean, it's customer service and people will be people.  Another thing that I spent 2 hours last night reading was Pioneer Woman. GOOD GOD, that's good literature for blog land. I'm referring to the story where she meets her husband... It's so Brokeback Mountain, so The Quiet Man... anyhoo... look for a "who's on salads" horror story coming soon!

And the winner is Chantel Finklestein for 20 years of service....

Okay... First blog... hmmm... what to say... let's start with a definition for the restaurant impaired about what exactly in the weeds means...: a waitress/cook that can't keep up with the tables. Refers back to chef's military roots, where being in the weeds would cause your army to be slaughtered... I did not know that Wikipedia... INTERESTING..

Well, I'd like to start by saying that Chantel Finklestein is NOT my name, but will be here, because in real life, I am highly important and cannot let my identity be known... You know like "the pink Panther" or "get smart". Anyhoo... this blog was set up for all waiters out there, those of you who like to bust your ass for an eight hour shift, and then drink 7 dollar pitchers of Shiner for 3 subsequent hours after, BITCHING about your tables. And perhaps the chef's in your restaurant if it's high end.. because they all have some sort of weird GOD complex.. Anyway, look forward to interesting contests, lists and fun and trivial bullshit to lose yourself... and please follow the blog and Tell all your friends!!