Good Evening... our first "Who the F#*$ is on Salads???" Please welcome "Lola" from Fort Worth, TX....
"We had this manager Ricardo. He was an original manager of an Italian Restaurant that serves ALOT of Salad and Breadsticks. I was in SMOKING.. remember that? The smoking section... We could never keep ash trays. The servers were always running off with them to smoke.. Or they would break every 5 minutes. You know, how smoking would go from no tables to 4 tables in about 5 minutes and everyone would sit down at once. Well of course that happened to me and we had no ash trays. What the F#@$! I ran around the restaurant twice, looking for them.. So I go back to the managers office.
Lola: Ricardo.., I need ashtrays. I'm in smoking... And there are no ashtrays anywhere..
Ricardo: I don't know what you should do... (looking up from a paper) I guess you should look again. I don't have any ashtrays back here.
So I run out..I'm searching under to go boxes.. dry storage.. the usual places.. And I don't know what the hell to do, so I go back to the office yet again!
Ricardo..What do you want me to do? What the F&$# do you want!!! (He whips around) "I guess I could shit you one.. I would SHIT you one if I could!!! GOD!!!!!!"
A normal human being.. manager with a purpose would have run across the street to Albertson's and got me one... or 20! Instead I'm handing people a giant tumbler... oh let me put a little water in that for ya...
Thank you Lola for that little jewel... Oh how we love the restaurant manager on a power trip..
